Leaf Blowers - Pointless objects with no substance other than the ones which choke you if you get too near!
These silly things are handed to council workers to blow leaves from one side of the concrete to the other leaving them all free to blow around again the next morning... bring on the leaf blower man again. So that's where my taxes are going! Petrol fumes come from these things for no good reason, ban them!
Key Holding Box - Why? Just why?!? If you're silly enough to lose your keys in the first place I'm sure a key box isn't going to change your habits unless you're armed with a set of keys you don't use very often. Much rather a pretty picture on the wall thank you!
Banana Storage Box - Whoever invented these things obviously came from the 'perfectly shaped fruit forest' ... how often does a Banana actually fit into one of these things without coming out completely mashed up?
Mobile Phone Contracts - Not worth the paper they're printed on! A rise in contract duration in recent years means that you are actually paying for your phone for a longer period of time and for a much higher value. Buy a phone outright, avoid interest! Get yourself a rolling contract!
Honestly, I have nothing against them but really.... There are more important celebrities to admire I feel.